Ecolis Lab!

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Welcome to the Lab

The Patented Keg-O-Karma^™!

We have several models depending on your needs.

New Job Karma^™
Health Karma^™
Wealth Karma^™
Relationship Rescue Karma^™
and others as needed!

We will, of course, create specialty Karmas at your request.

Web Sites You Should Visit!

If you have ever experienced stress in your job dealing with end users (EU), you will appreciate the stories on these sites!

We cannot be held responsible for split sides, too much laughter, or other injuries incurred due to excessive laughter, mirth or guffaws.

Join the FUN at TSC!

Join Ecoli and everyone else that supports that Wacky World Wide Web over at

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Welcome to the Lab

Hang up your lab coat and have a seat. Be careful though, I haven't cleaned for a while and there are some critters wandering around. Please note that I am not responsible for anything that happens to you or your belongings!
Igor is around here somewhere. You are more than welcome to have a drink of something from the beakers over there. Just be careful not to grab one of the green or red ones. I think the black one is coffee but don't quote me. There is a full bar set up in the dungeon and if you need to use a computer with Windoze, there is one set up in the Torture Chamber. It of course does not have Internet access as that is one of the few ways that I can keep it disease free.

Improvements to the Lab!

It's been a while since we have updated anything in the lab. Igor has been working overtime to get the Kegs-O-Karma� out through the Transdimensional Warp Gate� while workers have been overhauling and upgrading it. The work is almost complete and we are quite happy with it.

Our RifRaff Comparison!

For those of you from TSC who know and love our Riffster, I present to you (banjos please!) a comparison of our RiffRaff to other famous RiffRaff's!

Sit back, pop a brew and think about the pictures!

New Products in the Lab!

We are now celebrating the invention of our Pony-Kegs-O-Karma^™! For those times when you don't need the full power of one of our normal Kegs-O-Karma^™ but need something to push circumstances just a little more into your favor!

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	Welcome to the Lab The Patented Keg-O-Karma^™! We have several models depending on your needs. New Job Karma^™ Health Karma^™ Wealth Karma^™ Relationship Rescue Karma^™ and others as needed! We will, of course, create specialty Karmas at your request. Web Sites You Should Visit! If you have ever experienced stress in your job dealing with end users (EU), you will appreciate the stories on these sites! The tales of George Acts of Gord We cannot be held responsible for split sides, too much laughter, or other injuries incurred due to excessive laughter, mirth or guffaws. Join the FUN at TSC! Join Ecoli and everyone else that supports that Wacky World Wide Web over at Copyright Notice All rights reserved; you may distribute this message freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity message; no shoes, no shirt, no message; quantities are limited while supplies last and so on...	Welcome to the Lab Hang up your lab coat and have a seat. Be careful though, I haven't cleaned for a while and there are some critters wandering around. Please note that I am not responsible for anything that happens to you or your belongings! Igor is around here somewhere. You are more than welcome to have a drink of something from the beakers over there. Just be careful not to grab one of the green or red ones. I think the black one is coffee but don't quote me. There is a full bar set up in the dungeon and if you need to use a computer with Windoze, there is one set up in the Torture Chamber. It of course does not have Internet access as that is one of the few ways that I can keep it disease free. Improvements to the Lab! It's been a while since we have updated anything in the lab. Igor has been working overtime to get the Kegs-O-Karma� out through the Transdimensional Warp Gate� while workers have been overhauling and upgrading it. The work is almost complete and we are quite happy with it. Our RifRaff Comparison! For those of you from TSC who know and love our Riffster, I present to you (banjos please!) a comparison of our RiffRaff to other famous RiffRaff's! Sit back, pop a brew and think about the pictures! New Products in the Lab! We are now celebrating the invention of our Pony-Kegs-O-Karma^™! For those times when you don't need the full power of one of our normal Kegs-O-Karma^™ but need something to push circumstances just a little more into your favor!