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Welcome to the Lab

The Patented Keg-O-Karma^™!

We have several models depending on your needs.

New Job Karma^™
Health Karma^™
Wealth Karma^™
Relationship Rescue Karma^™
and others as needed!

We will, of course, create specialty Karmas at your request.

Web Sites You Should Visit!

If you have ever experienced stress in your job dealing with end users (EU), you will appreciate the stories on these sites!

We cannot be held responsible for split sides, too much laughter, or other injuries incurred due to excessive laughter, mirth or guffaws.

Join the FUN at TSC!

Join Ecoli and everyone else that supports that Wacky World Wide Web over at

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We've been upgrading the facilities!

Here are some photos of the work that is going on here at the Lab. As you can see, we have been sparing no expense in upgrading the facilities and the Transdimensional Warp Gate�, all so that we can ship Kegs-O-Karma� all over the world, the universe and beyond with pin point accuracy so that you can benefit from the positive effects of good Karma!

Upgrades to WOPR!

Yes, even WOPR (Warpgate Oriention PRocessor ) is not immune to the ravages of time and technology. We had to upgrade our computer system to keep up with the ever changing political landscape. You need a super computer to keep up with the changes in international boundries, Political alliances, expanding arenas of conflict, and where the next Starbucks is opening.

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	Welcome to the Lab The Patented Keg-O-Karma^™! We have several models depending on your needs. New Job Karma^™ Health Karma^™ Wealth Karma^™ Relationship Rescue Karma^™ and others as needed! We will, of course, create specialty Karmas at your request. Web Sites You Should Visit! If you have ever experienced stress in your job dealing with end users (EU), you will appreciate the stories on these sites! The tales of George Acts of Gord We cannot be held responsible for split sides, too much laughter, or other injuries incurred due to excessive laughter, mirth or guffaws. Join the FUN at TSC! Join Ecoli and everyone else that supports that Wacky World Wide Web over at Copyright Notice All rights reserved; you may distribute this message freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity message; no shoes, no shirt, no message; quantities are limited while supplies last and so on...	We've been upgrading the facilities! Here are some photos of the work that is going on here at the Lab. As you can see, we have been sparing no expense in upgrading the facilities and the Transdimensional Warp Gate�, all so that we can ship Kegs-O-Karma� all over the world, the universe and beyond with pin point accuracy so that you can benefit from the positive effects of good Karma! Upgrades to WOPR! Yes, even WOPR (Warpgate Oriention PRocessor ) is not immune to the ravages of time and technology. We had to upgrade our computer system to keep up with the ever changing political landscape. You need a super computer to keep up with the changes in international boundries, Political alliances, expanding arenas of conflict, and where the next Starbucks is opening.