Ecolis Lab!

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Welcome to the Lab

The Patented Keg-O-Karma^™!

We have several models depending on your needs.

New Job Karma^™
Health Karma^™
Wealth Karma^™
Relationship Rescue Karma^™
and others as needed!

We will, of course, create specialty Karmas at your request.

Web Sites You Should Visit!

If you have ever experienced stress in your job dealing with end users (EU), you will appreciate the stories on these sites!

We cannot be held responsible for split sides, too much laughter, or other injuries incurred due to excessive laughter, mirth or guffaws.

Join the FUN at TSC!

Join Ecoli and everyone else that supports that Wacky World Wide Web over at

Copyright Notice All rights reserved; you may distribute this message freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity message; no shoes, no shirt, no message; quantities are limited while supplies last and so on...

Updated tour of the Lab!

Here is another tour of our lab!

Igor Version 2 has been created!

For those manly men of you who like to know who is now loading up the Transdimensional Warp Gate^™ with those Kegs-O-Karma^™, after a little accident in the lab involving Igor and a Thermo Nuclear LART

Here is a picture of the new Igor Version 2 working in the warehouse with our specially branded St. Patricks Day Kegs. You will notice the symbolic green band around the Kegs. *Ahem* You will notice the bands around the KEGS!

Igor Version 1 will be restored to his original glory as soon as we can find enough parts to make it worth the effort.

Improvements here in the Lab!

With the delivery and installation of our state of the art computer system, we are now able to deliver those Kegs-O-Karma^™ to our customers even faster and with greater accuracy!

We also regret that unfortunate incident with farmer Jones and his cow.

Our Kind and Courteous Staff is alsways willing to help!

Here is an example of one of our staff helping a customer with a shipping problem! They say that their Karma did not arrive in that "Out of the Box" fresh condition!

Faster than Overnight!

Our Patented Transdimensional Warp Gate^™ (TWG) will get it to you faster than Overnight! Yes, with our new technology, we can ship our Keg-O-Karma^™ and anything else that you need faster than overnight. How about Yesterday! How about last week! You name it, we can get it there.

We just dial in the delivery co-ordinatess, pull the big lever and *POW*, it's on your doorstep, in your house, or sitting on top of your flat mates car (special pricing for our 1 ton custom Keg for this delivery!). Our TWG crosses all boundries of time, space and dimension. Know someone in the 5th dimension? No Problem!

Always defining new technology so you don't have to!

We stay on the cutting edge of technology. Our scientists are some of the best and brightest in the galaxy! Here, Dr. Cyclops is working on a new field generator coil for our TWG^™ so that we can ship items as big as a house or as dense as a dwarf star (we're still working on shipping co-irkers since they ARE denser than dwarf stars!).

Availability from our Far East Office

Yes, we even have delivery if you live outside of North and South America and Europe. Our recently opened Eastern Offices assure the same great service and quality products!

Factory Brewing of Karma

Karma is brewed fresh daily in any one of dozens of brewing tanks. Craftsmen carefully tend these repositorys of goodness hourly to make sure that the Karma you receive is the finest and freshest to be had anywhere

Different Keg Sizes Available!

Depending upon your requirements, kegs can come in different sizes and materials.

Here is one of our stainless steel kegs. Notice the quality construction guaranteeing delivery of a quality product to your door step.

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	Welcome to the Lab The Patented Keg-O-Karma^™! We have several models depending on your needs. New Job Karma^™ Health Karma^™ Wealth Karma^™ Relationship Rescue Karma^™ and others as needed! We will, of course, create specialty Karmas at your request. Web Sites You Should Visit! If you have ever experienced stress in your job dealing with end users (EU), you will appreciate the stories on these sites! The tales of George Acts of Gord We cannot be held responsible for split sides, too much laughter, or other injuries incurred due to excessive laughter, mirth or guffaws. Join the FUN at TSC! Join Ecoli and everyone else that supports that Wacky World Wide Web over at Copyright Notice All rights reserved; you may distribute this message freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity message; no shoes, no shirt, no message; quantities are limited while supplies last and so on...	Updated tour of the Lab! Here is another tour of our lab! Igor Version 2 has been created! For those manly men of you who like to know who is now loading up the Transdimensional Warp Gate^™ with those Kegs-O-Karma^™, after a little accident in the lab involving Igor and a Thermo Nuclear LART Here is a picture of the new Igor Version 2 working in the warehouse with our specially branded St. Patricks Day Kegs. You will notice the symbolic green band around the Kegs. *Ahem* You will notice the bands around the KEGS! Igor Version 1 will be restored to his original glory as soon as we can find enough parts to make it worth the effort. Improvements here in the Lab! With the delivery and installation of our state of the art computer system, we are now able to deliver those Kegs-O-Karma^™ to our customers even faster and with greater accuracy! We also regret that unfortunate incident with farmer Jones and his cow. Our Kind and Courteous Staff is alsways willing to help! Here is an example of one of our staff helping a customer with a shipping problem! They say that their Karma did not arrive in that "Out of the Box" fresh condition! Faster than Overnight! Our Patented Transdimensional Warp Gate^™ (TWG) will get it to you faster than Overnight! Yes, with our new technology, we can ship our Keg-O-Karma^™ and anything else that you need faster than overnight. How about Yesterday! How about last week! You name it, we can get it there. We just dial in the delivery co-ordinatess, pull the big lever and POW, it's on your doorstep, in your house, or sitting on top of your flat mates car (special pricing for our 1 ton custom Keg for this delivery!). Our TWG crosses all boundries of time, space and dimension. Know someone in the 5th dimension? No Problem! Always defining new technology so you don't have to! We stay on the cutting edge of technology. Our scientists are some of the best and brightest in the galaxy! Here, Dr. Cyclops is working on a new field generator coil for our TWG^™ so that we can ship items as big as a house or as dense as a dwarf star (we're still working on shipping co-irkers since they ARE denser than dwarf stars!). Availability from our Far East Office Yes, we even have delivery if you live outside of North and South America and Europe. Our recently opened Eastern Offices assure the same great service and quality products! Factory Brewing of Karma Karma is brewed fresh daily in any one of dozens of brewing tanks. Craftsmen carefully tend these repositorys of goodness hourly to make sure that the Karma you receive is the finest and freshest to be had anywhere Different Keg Sizes Available! Depending upon your requirements, kegs can come in different sizes and materials. Here is one of our stainless steel kegs. Notice the quality construction guaranteeing delivery of a quality product to your door step.